Glass Trap

(2005)

This company delivers six potted plants to an office building, but somehow there are a thousand giant plastic ants hiding in them. That's so fucking stupid it's like an insult, but there's even more dumb stuff in this movie:

A chick falls in love with this janitor because he goes to pick up a cigarette butt for her and they bump heads. In movie industry lingo they call a part like this a "meet cute", except in this case it's more of a "meet retarded".
Another chick says she works for a division of the USDA that's so secret "that the President doesn't even know it exists". Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Duh.
This door is locked, so one cat shoots it a bunch of times. That doesn't break the glass or hurt the door at all, but then it's unlocked. Later this same guy kills a giant ant just by stepping on it, so how tough can they be?

I seriously don't understand how movies this goddamned stupid get made. I've been on the set of a movie and I know it takes a bunch of people to make one, like at least six, so didn't anybody stop and say "Wait, this part is totally fucking retarded so let's change it"? I really don't think the star of this movie - the kid from The Hitcher - is such a huge, powerful actor that everyone was afraid to cross him by like criticizing the project or whatever, so what the hell? It really is a mystery.

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