God Told Me To

(1976)

This guy takes a gun and kills all these people on the street and another guy stabs a bunch of people and they both say God told them to do it. This dude calls the cops and says another person is gonna go crazy at the St. Patrick's parade, but the cop in charge won't stop the parade because he doesn't want to piss off all the micks. Too bad for him Andy Kaufman is in the parade and goes crazy and shoots a bunch of people.

This one cop finally figures out that all the people who went crazy talked to the same hippie, so he goes looking for him. When he can't solve the case, he goes to the papers and they print the story, which makes tons of people start killing each other and blaming God. That makes this one guy go; "People who are too goddamned religious make trouble for everybody."

Meanwhile, it turns out all these businessmen work for the hippie and think he's Jesus or something. They try to kill the cop but he catches one of them and makes him take him to the hippie. It turns out the hippie is this glowing dude with the Force who lives in a basement, but the Force doesn't work on the cop, so the hippie starts a fire and gets away.

The cop does some more investigating and shit and finally finds out that the hippie's mom got raped by aliens, and so did his, so he has the Force too. He uses it to get this crazy-ass nigga pimp dude to kill some brothers and then commit suicide just to make sure it works, then he goes to fight the hippie. When he finds him, the hippie says that he's a dude and a chick at the same time, a hermaphrodyke, and then asks the cop to fuck him. The cop bitch slaps him and chokes him instead, then they fight with the Force, which makes the roof cave in and the hippie dies.

This movie was so fucking crazy that it almost didn't need tits and gore, which is good because the two chicks we see naked are ugly and it's not very bloody. It's still good to see though, because they don't make too many movies about an alien Jesus with both sex organs killing tons of people anymore.

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