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Goke: Bodysnatcher from Hell

(1968)

This plane full of nips is having all kinds of trouble: the sky is turning funky colors; birds are committing suicide by flying into the windows; there's a bomb on board; some dude is trying to hijack them (nice eyebrows, fag); and finally a UFO buzzes their asses and they crash. When the hijacker runs away he gets snagged by the UFO, his head splits open, and an alien blob crawls inside. Then he goes around drinking everybody's blood. After all this one guy says "I think we're in for something that will blow our minds." I guess everything up to now was just "all in day's..." to him. In the end the aliens manage to ice just about everybody except the captain and this hot stewardess, so they make a run for civilization which was only like five feet away the whole time (idiots). It turns out everybody on Earth is dead though, but before he can start repopulatin' with that hot piece of Asian stewardess ass (two awesome fetishes in one, lucky bastard) a shitload of UFOs come along and fry the whole planet to a crisp. Okay, so if the aliens were able to do that the whole time, what the hell was the point of the whole blob crawling into heads/drinking blood song & dance routine? And how the fuck can a blob of shit that looks like the stuff inside Stretch Armstrong fly a goddamned spaceship anyway? This movie's fucking retarded.