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Goofballs

(1987)

For ridiculously complicated reasons (and I guess they would have to be), this cat is gonna get whacked by some crooks unless he throws a celebrity golf tournament. The only problem is - not unlike this movie - he can't get any celebrities, so he does the next best thing *cough* and hires his nephew to impersonate celebrities. This is a bad idea because 1) it's fucking stupid and 2) the nephew's impersonations completely suck. Seriously, he's even worse than that jackass Little Richard.

Little Richard

Impressions are bad enough, but the rest of the movie is just as lame. For example, one big gag is that this one dude always says something, but then his boss says the exact same thing and pretends he came up with it first! Ha ha ha! It's fucking pathetic. And what's with the Arabs? The movie acts like they're bad guys for chasing the main cat all over the place, but he stole their shit! How are they the bad guys? I guess the people who made this are just racist. You'd figure a flick this goddamn awful would at least have some tits in it (especially since the box says it's a "Sexy Comedy"), but all we see is one mediocre chick's fat, lumpy ass. What a worthless piece of crap.