Goth

(2003)

How much can you suck? I'll tell you how much: you can make a sleazy movie about this ass-kicking, balls-hot goth chick and not have her get naked once. The goth chick meets this goth couple at a bar and gives them free drugs, makes the guy fuck a whore (he has a choice of whores, but for some reason he picks the fat one), and then fools around with the girl. Obviously she's cool as fuck, but the goth couple are total ingrates so she gets pissed and makes them go on a crime spree instead. We see an ugly stripper and two nasty fat chicks naked, but not the goth girls (even though they're both hot), and the gore is lame and totally fake. Watching this is the biggest waste of time ever, unless you make a drinking game out of it by taking a swig every time someone says "goth", in which case you will die of blood alcohol poisoning which would be good because then you won't have to see the rest of this movie.

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