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The Graveyard

(2005)

These six dils are playing hide & seek in a graveyard when some cat who looks like Observer from MST3K shows up and starts chasing them with a knife. It turns out it's all a prank, but of course somebody gets killed because that's what always happens in horror movies. So, five years later everybody involved gets back together and... Okay, do I really need to keep going? This flick is full of moronic shit like a guy going to jail for five years for pulling a dumb prank and then pulling the exact same prank the day he gets out, a sheriff who apparently works a 24-hour shift but won't investigate murders, and of course a bunch of people who just hang around waiting to get killed by a psycho instead of walking two hours to get to someplace safe. In short it's a stupid movie, made by assholes. The only good thing about it is the hottest chick's rack, which makes several appearances. In fact, I think her tits are my two new favorite actors. If this piece of crap movie was even half as good as those guns, it might actually be worth sucking on.