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(1979)
All these tourist fucks come to this resort in the jungle to go disco dancing (seriously, that's all they do- even when they go on a boat tour to see the animals and shit they're disco dancing). Their honky asses end up regretting it, though, because this huge alligator comes along and decides to have a little buffet. The natives get all riled up about the alligator so they raid the resort and kill everybody they can get their hands on, and in the end they trap all the tourists in this lagoon and shoot them with flaming arrows while the alligator swims around eating everybody. That part was fucking hilarious, but the rest of this movie was pretty weak with hardly any blood at all, and it totally sucked that the obnoxious little kid didn't end up in the alligator's small intestine.
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