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(1978)
This ISO-9000 type (he looks like Wile E. Coyote's long-lost cousin), decides to take over Santa's operation because it isn't efficient. His plan is to put all the toys in these blocks of plastic so you can't play with them, but then charge more for them anyway! Wait a minute, I get it: he's not ISO-9000- he works for the Comic Book Grading Company! Wow, he really is a fucking asshole. Fortunately, it turns out that the opposite of the Comic Book Grading Company is love, so Raggedy Ann & Andy are able to save all the toys. Normally I think the messages in Christmas specials are pretty gay, but I totally agree with this one, so if you know somebody who collects toys but never takes them out of the package or has a bunch of comic books sealed in plastic you should open those fuckers up and give them to some kids to play with this Christmas. That person will thank you, I promise.
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YOU don't have to PUT UP with the HIP.
