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The Green Man

(1990)

This dude who's always drunk and spends most of his time trying to figure out how to get a threesome going finds out his hotel is haunted by a pervert ghost. He starts talking to the ghost and decides to help it come back to life or something, and he won't give up on the idea even after things get so serious that God himself* shows up and tells him to knock it off. You'd think that would mean that this is one bad motherfuckin' ghost, but in the end when the ghost tries to take his daughter the main dude just has the local slack-ass priest who wears a Hawaiian shirt and acts like he doesn't even believe in God do an exorcism and that pretty much solves the problem. That's a pretty weak ending if you ask me, but this movie was made by the limeys and they're always all uptight and repressed and shit- hell, there's two broads dyking out in one part of this movie and an orgy in another part and they don't show anything! They do show this tree come to life and rip the piss out of a chick in the beginning though, so I guess that's better than nothing.

*Tough break, Pastor Phelps: He's a fag.