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The Grudge

(2004)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer goes to take care of this old lady who has "severe lethargy with mild dementia" (I guess that means she's a little crazy, but it's okay because she's way too lazy to chase after you). It turns out the old lady isn't the problem, though- her house is haunted by these ghosts and they kill everybody who shows up (except the guy who rents the house out, which makes sense when you think about it). Finally the cop who's on the case decides to just burn the fucking place to the ground (which is awesome- it's about time somebody in one of these movies took some initiative or whatever) but his plan doesn't exactly pan out and the ghosts end up getting everybody. This movie tries to be all scary and shit without gore, which is gay, and there's no tits, not even when Buffy takes a shower, so I wouldn't recommend it unless you're so into Buffy that you're willing to sit through a totally lame-ass movie just to see her in a sweater.