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The Guardian

(1990)

These yuppies have a baby, but they fuck up big time when they hire like this evil spirit of the woods to be its nanny (morons). At first the spirit chick protects the baby because if she sacrificed it right away the movie would be over in like ten minutes, but after a while she's doing crazy shit like going out in the woods and like engaging in some serious foreplay with a tree, so this one guy starts catching on and she has to off him. When the parents finally figure it out the dad takes a chainsaw to her magic tree boyfriend or whatever it is while the spirit chick chases the mom and the baby all over their overpriced yuppie house. The spirit chick got naked quite a bit, but I didn't think she was all that hot until the end when she was like half tree and all covered with mud and shit- for some reason this look was definitely working for this broad and I really started rooting for her.* I mean, the world has plenty of obnoxious, screaming babies but how many sexy, horny wood sprite chicks are there running around these days? Not enough, that's for sure. Things didn't work out so hot for this one though because when the asshole husband chainsaws up the tree, blood spews out of it everywhere, the evil chick's leg falls off, and she croaks. Fucking yuppies. I hate 'em.

*Ha! Get it? "Rooting" for her?