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Habitat

(1996)

I'm pretty sure no one was waiting for a movie that mixes Highlander 2 with Attack of the Mushroom People, but they made it anyway. It's the future, and the ozone layer is destroyed probably because of all the hairspray my high school girlfriend used to use to try get her hair to look like Selena Hogan's. Anyway, this scientist dude gets this huge house and turns it into a giant plant on the inside, then he disappears. His loser son who looks like what would happen if Corey Haim buttfucked Charlie Sheen and they had a retarded kid keeps getting picked on by these jocks at school, and his wife must be on tranquilizers because all she does is space out and wander around the house/plant (Ha! Get it?). Eventually the dad comes back as a swarm of bugs and just when you think it can't get any worse there's this gay sappy ending like Cocoon or some shit. Obviously this was made by hippies, and they must have been pretty out of it because it's totally ridiculous. The only good part is where this cute blonde takes a swim in the buff.