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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(1995)
I'll be honest here and shit- I have a hard time telling these movies apart because except for the one were that guy stole Stonehenge so he could make a bunch of Halloween masks to kill all the kids in America (and what the fuck was up with that?) they're all pretty much the same. I mean, all the Friday the 13th movies are more-or-less the same too, but at least most of them have like this gimmick so you can tell them apart- like in one Jason will fight some psychic chick, or in another one he'll take a boat to New York that ends up in Canada by mistake. The Halloween movies need to do more shit like that so you can tell them the fuck apart. Anyway, in this one this chick steals a baby from some cult, so they send Michael Myers after her to get it back. She tricks Michael Myers though and hides the baby in a public restroom at the bus station just before he wastes her. No one in the bus station notices the blood all over the floor or the baby crying in the cupboard in the bathroom, but this one guy who heard the chick call a radio show the night before* figures it out and goes and gets the baby. Naturally that doctor who's always chasing Michael Myers around shows up too, so now everything's in place & we're pretty much ready to roll. Michael Myers starts killing everybody, mostly by stabbing them but he does electrocute one dude until he explodes. It seems like business as usual but then when there's only a few people left to kill suddenly the cult from the beginning shows up, kidnaps the baby and the main chick, and takes them to this insanitarium. The guy who found the baby and the doctor go to rescue them, they find a bunch of clones or something... and then Michael Myers shows up and attacks everybody and they never tell us what the fuck hell is supposed to be going on. I'm not sure if this was all just a super-complicated way to get everyone in one place for Michael Myers to kill, or if maybe they were trying to have like this really clever plot or whatever but then it turned out it was almost time for lunch or something so they just said "fuck it" and wrapped things up as fast as possible so they could eat. There's a decent amount of blood and one cute chick shows off her nice little nubbins though, so I'm just not going to worry about it. * See, she was being chased by Michael Myers, so instead of calling the cops she called the radio station. This movie is so fucking retarded.
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