Hallow's End

(2003)

Somebody casts a spell that turns all these frat guys (and their girlfriends) into their Halloween costumes for real. It's kind of like that Halloween episode of The Simpsons; you know, the one that sucked? Yeah, sorry I can't narrow that down any more. Anyway, they all start killing each other, which is fine, but almost everybody is dressed as something evil and I what I want to know is what happened to the people who came to the party as, say, Rainbow Brite or something? There had to be at least a couple. Or what about the guy who always shows up with a bow around himself and says he's "God's gift to women"? Did he just turn into a humongous douche? They should've thought about some of that shit instead of just having everyone running around fighting- it would've been a lot more interesting. I mean, it's not like anyone cares if a bunch of friend-buying, repressed-homo frat guys get killed or not. Duh.

At least we see a hot Asian chick naked.

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