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(2005)
There's this scientist dude on this huge uncharted island (it's like the size of Nevada or something- the people in charge of charting islands must have been pretty drunk that day), and he asks all these people to come see this research he's doing and shit. Even though one guy says the scientist is an "eccentric crackpot bastard" they all decide to go anyway. That turns out to be a pretty stupid move, because the scientist wants this shark man he made to fuck one of the chicks so they can have, I dunno, little shark-man babies or something. (Just before the shark man is gonna fuck her, the scientist tells the chick "I envy you." What a freak.) None of it really made any sense, but the shark man rips a bunch of people to pieces, tons of guys get shot, shit's blowing up all over the place, and one dude gets impaled on a bunch of spikes. I've seen worse movies.
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