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The Hand

(1981)

This dude is hanging his hand out a car window and it actually gets chopped the fuck off! Shit, I always thought my dad was just trying to scare me when he said that would happen. The dude doesn't die, but he's pretty screwed because now he can't work, jerk off, or even beat his selfish, bitch wife, and frankly she could use a couple extra helpings since it turns out she's cheating on him. Those are the least of his problems though, because it looks like the hand's still alive and is going around choking people. This movie was actually made by the guy who made JFK, but fortunately it's not as unrealistic as that was and it has some pretty cool parts in it. The best is probably the dehandification: it's super gory, and later when the dude has a flashback to it it's even better because they show the hand pop off and go flying across the road and it's fucking hysterical- he looks like one of those toy robots that can shoot off its fist. There's also a set of nice little tits and a couple of okay murders to round things out. I'm not exactly sure how just a hand has like the leverage to kill a whole person, but I'm a movie critic not Trapper John M.D. so I'll just enjoy the tits & blood and leave that boring shit to the experts.