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The Harvesters

(2000)

This ugly little girl has like this bad heart and needs an operation (everybody says it runs in the family and shit, but I'll bet she was smoking three packs a day and snorting kilos of blow on the sly, the little tramp). When the new heart shows up at the hospital the delivery guy just leaves it on some dude's desk and runs away, but nobody thinks this is fucked up or anything and they go ahead with the operation. The girl's dad wants to thank the kid who donated the heart, but since he's probably dead he decides to talk to the kid's mom instead. The mom gets super pissed and freaks out because she says she would never, ever let someone else have her son's heart- in fact, she's such a selfish bitch that she actually has the body dug up just to make sure the heart's still there. She's hot as fuck, though, so the dad plays it cool and becomes friends with her, I assume so he can try to put it in her butt sometime down the road. At least that's what I would do. Anyway, it turns out there's a conspiracy going on, but it's a pretty retarded one so it's not long before the FBI shows up and shoots everybody. It's a pretty dumb movie, but that MILF was the fuckin' bomb. Too bad she never got naked.