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Hatchet for the Honeymoon

(1970)

This dude has like these progressive thoughts about marriage ("A woman should live only until her wedding night, love once, and then die.") so he hacks up a bunch of brides (who also happen to be hot models) with a meat cleaver. Sounds like a great movie, right? Too bad none of the hot models gets naked. When everybody got together to plan this movie it must have gone like this:

Movie Guy #1: "We'll make this movie about a bunch of hot models who get murdered."
Movie Guy #2 "Will it have tits in it?"
Movie Guy #1: "No."

Who has this conversation??? What the fuck??? Later the killer dude gets fed up with his bitchy, annoying wife so he kills her too. Seems like a good idea until her ghost comes back to haunt him. The thing is though that everyone else can see the ghost and he can't, so they all think she's still alive and keep talking to her and shit and he doesn't know what the fuck is going on. Okay, that's seriously messed up. I guess the dude assumes she can't be in two places at once or something, because after he figures it out he burns the body, puts her ashes in a bag, and takes it with him when he goes to the disco to pick up chicks. The ghost follows him anyhow though and cock-blocks him every step of the way. Brutal. I guess you have to give 'em props because I don't think they ever made a ghost movie like this before, but I have a hard time getting past the lack of tits thing. Seriously, what were they thinking?