Hatchetman

(2003)

A bunch of strippers and morons live in this apartment complex and have all these soap opera problems and argue and whine all the time, but they forget their petty bullshit pretty quick when some dude in a skull mask starts hacking the shit out of them. If you ever watched Melrose Place and thought to yourself; "This is okay, but it would be a lot cooler if a couple of these bims flashed their tits and then got decapitated" then this is the movie for you. Almost all the chicks are pretty hot, they all show us their boobs, and the most annoying ones get a hatchet to the face. That dude who made those shitty Scream movies should pull up a chair and take some fuckin' notes.

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