Head Case

(2007)

This flick pretends like it's home movies made by a serial killer and his nag wife. That's actually a pretty cool idea, but they took it a little too far because it really is like home movies: it's boring, it's too long, it looks like crap, and you hardly ever see anything cool because the person running the camera is always pointing it in the wrong goddamn place. And what's with all the fat chicks? Couldn't they murder any hotties? Maybe this movie was so low budget or whatever that they had to announce that they would be paying the actors in Taco Bell burritos, and when word got out naturally it was mainly fatties who showed up. There are a couple of sick, gory parts (like when the killer takes a cheese grater to a wigger's dick) but the best part is actually the wife- she bitches about everything and it's fucking hilarious. I'm not exactly sure what it says about a horror movie when the best part is some ol' lady bitching, but whatever it is it probably isn't good.

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