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Heatstroke

(2008)

Embarrassingly fake cartoon aliens go on the rampage and start killing these undercover military guys, plus some mediocre models who just happen to be hanging around (and I do mean mediocre; the main one is Winnie Cooper- ugh, no thanks). The leader of the military guys caught the aliens' television special back in the 1970s and keeps having dreams about them, but he can't remember the specifics until Winnie gives him a backrub! Maybe if she had tugged him off he would've figured out their whole plan before so many people got wasted. At least she's good for something- the other models aren't hot enough, never get naked, and die too soon. Even worse, this idiotic Christian twat and some old bat who might be the worst actress of all time ("Red eyes gone!") both survive. And what fuckup hack did these cartoon effects? Cartoon effects always suck, but these are so hopeless that they deserve some kind of lifetime achievement award. If it was my job to make cartoon effects and this was the best I could do, I'd fucking kill myself. At least then my family could live off the insurance money for a while, because after people see this fiasco there's no way this cat's landing another gig.