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Hellboy

(2004)

I never read the Hellboy comic book but I'm just gonna go ahead and assume it sucks. The beginning of the movie is fucking awesome though: these Nazis are trying to open a door to another dimension or something, but they get handed their asses and the only thing that gets through is Hot Stuff the Little Devil. As soon as I saw that cheesy-looking bastard I figured this flick was heading straight down the toilet, but fortunately Hot Stuff grows up into this bad-ass superhero who looks like a devil with one gigantic pimp-slappin' hand. Even better, he belongs to a group that's like a cross between S.A.V.E. and the X-Men, and they aren't exactly subtle about how they handle their business; tons of shit gets fucked up in this movie, plus there's monsters, demons, a clockwork zombie assassin, a fine-ass Firestarter chick, and an even finer Nazi chick (I would so annex her hot little Rhineland). It kinda pissed me off that neither one of these chicks got naked (How's about popping 'em out for the glory of the Reich, Fräulein?), but other than that this flick totally rocks.