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Hell High

(1986)

This high school jock gets tired of football and all the homoeroticism that goes with it, so he quits and falls in with a bad crowd. It's a pretty small school though, so there's only one bad crowd to fall in with and it only has three other kids in it: a dude who says jocks are fags but dresses like one anyway, a fat guy, and a vaguely new wave chick who reminded me of my weird aunt who drank hairspray and was into the Waitresses. In fact, she looks like she's old enough to be my aunt too. Anyway, after fucking around forever they finally go to this one teacher's house to pull some stupid prank on her, but it turns out she's off her goddamned rocker so she starts killing them. That doesn't happen until the very end, though- most of this flick is just a bunch of aimless dicking around, except for one completely incomprehensible part where the ex-jock goes off on his own and gets chased around by some motorcycle dude who we've never seen before and we never see again. For real, who the hell was that guy? This DVD truly is fucking retarded. And what is with all the stunt tits? There's something kind of unsavory about a chick who's willing to show everyone her tits, but not her face. I fucking hate stunt tits. And I hate this goddamned movie.