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Hell's Highway

(2002)

These two guys and their girlfriends are driving through the desert when they see this super-hot chick hitching. They pick her up, but she's crazy and pulls a gun and fingers one of the chicks at gunpoint 'til they push her out of the car. Ron Jeremy is in the area and he picks her up next, but she cuts his dick off and he crashes into this gas station in one of the fakest crashes I've ever seen. The next day they see the hitcher chick again and she attacks their car so they run her over and drag half her body down the freeway until her head falls under the tire and pops like a zit. It's totally hilarious, especially when it's all over and the blonde girlfriend goes "This is the worst vacation ever."

But that's not the end of the hitcher- she comes back again and kills everybody but one chick. The last chick is about to bite it, too, when suddenly these dudes in gas masks show up and blow the hitcher away. It turns out the hitcher wasn't a ghost or a demon or anything- it was a bunch of clones that these scientists made that went crazy. That may seem irresponsible and shit, but trust me- if you could clone this chick, you totally would. They decide to off the last chick so they can have a cover-up, but one of the clones is still alive, and she busts in and kills everybody. Oh, and this paragraph is a "spoiler", so don't read it if you haven't seen the movie.

This movie has a shitload of gore, the blonde girlfriend keeps flashing her tits, and the brunette girlfriend has a nightmare about demons tearing off her clothes, so we get to see her rack, too- but we never see the hitcher naked, which was a major fuckup because she's the hottest chick by far. Crazy chicks in movies almost always fuck people before they kill them, so I really think they should have been able to work that in.