He-Man Christmas

He-Man toys were cool as hell, but for some reason the people who made the cartoon decided to completely fuck it up. For one thing, they made everyone a goddamn retard: the bad guys were all these monsters and demons but all they ever did was fall down, and nobody could figure out who He-Man really was because of his brilliant disguise- a shirt. Plus it was seriously homoerotic (that's a nice way of saying they were all fags): He-Man's big move for example was to grab a bad guy in a bear hug and dry hump his ass. It was fucking disturbing. The show was super popular anyway, so they made a version for girls called She-Ra. She-Ra was pretty hot, and all her friends were these smokin' mermaids and butterfly chicks and shit, so it was actually less gay to like the girl version. How fucked up is that?

In this video these Earth kids come to He-Man's planet and start witnessing to everybody. The bad guys (understandably) decide they want to waste them, so this one clown takes off with the little bastards in his penis-shaped helicopter:

As if that isn't bad enough, check out this part where a giant robot grabs the helicopter a few seconds later:

I'm sorry, but that's even more obvious than the cover of Judas Priest's Turbo. If that was the only queer thing in this cartoon maybe you could say it was like a coincidence or something, but almost everyone dresses like they're on their way to a gay pride parade, there's rainbows everywhere, and there's even a part where a guy plays the lute. You don't have to be a genius to put the pieces together here. The only good thing about this faggot show is about half-way through where you can freeze-frame an upskirt shot of She-Ra. Too bad she's wearing panties.

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