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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(1975)
Hey, it's Lou Grant! Hey, it's Archie Bunker's daughter Gloria! Remember the TV series where she was a vet or something? That one sure sucked. Anyway, Lou Grant is giving Gloria a ride in his plane when he runs out of gas and they crash in the Yukon. As if his raging incompetence isn't enough, the first thing he does is tell Gloria that it's all her fault because she doesn't believe in Jesus! I seriously doubt the FAA is gonna buy that one, Lou. Nice try though. After that neither one of them does much of anything except get on my fucking nerves- Lou Grant won't shut the fuck up about God, and Gloria just whines the whole time (she does say she's Jewish, so at least she's in character or whatever). They also hear this weird humming noise out in the woods somewhere, so I kept hoping that maybe some aliens or something were gonna show up and kill the both of them ("Hey, I'm getting anally probed!"), but unfortunately that never happens and in the end they finally get spotted by a rescue plane. And would you believe it, when the plane flies over Gloria Bunker yells "Hey, I'm alive!" Wow, that's the name of the movie! How fucking gay. This heart-warming story of survival against all odds can kiss my fucking ass.
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