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Hide and Seek

(2005)

How many more of these stupid movies are they gonna make where someone has like a split personality and we're not supposed to figure it out until the end? Seriously, whenever I see a movie now I pretty much expect at least two or three people to all turn out to be the same cat sometime before it's all over. Just to fuck with everybody they need to make a huge movie where there's like a "cast of thousands" and even though all of them are supposed to be in different places, doing different shit, at the exact same time, in the end every single one of them turns out to be the same person. That one piece of shit Adaptation cheated like that and nobody called them out on it, so why the fuck not? This time around some shrink thinks his little girl is crazy because she blames everything on her imaginary friend, but of course it turns out that the imaginary friend is really him. He kills Adventures in Babysitting (she's still looking pretty good- too bad we don't see her tits), a cop who forgets that when you're looking for the guy who's stabbing everybody in the dark house you need to pull out your flashlight and your gun, and a cat. Even after they show you that the shrink is the killer, like you didn't already figure that out an hour ago, the movie keeps going on and on until finally Jean Grey shows up and caps the fucker. Then there's a big twist where the little girl gets another friend who's imaginary. Great. I wish this whole fucking movie had been imaginary.