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The Hills Have Eyes Part II

(1984)

In this dumb sequel one of the bims who escaped at the end of Part 1 just has to go back to the place where it all happened so she can finally get killed. It's a stupid fucking movie, but at least the hot black chick shows off her rack before she gets wasted. That's nice because they hardly ever show hot black chicks' tits in horror movies, which is bullshit- black chicks like to fuck and get murdered by Jason too, you know. I also liked the fact that the dog from Part 1 is back for another go-around. In fact, my favorite non-tit-oriented part of this flick is when the dog has a flashback to the first movie. I know a dog having a flashback sounds stupid, but fuck it; the dog was like the best character. At the very least he deserved his own flashback.


 

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