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His Majesty, the Scarecrow of Oz

(1914)

This king wants his daughter to marry some tool, so he chases her real boyfriend away and takes her to a witch to have a spell put on her so she won't be in love with him anymore. The witch rounds up a few more witches (for some reason one of them is dressed like Batman's grandmother) and they freeze the Princess's heart, but then they catch the boyfriend and Dorothy spying on their business so they chase after them. It looks like the good guys are fucked, but suddenly this donkey runs up and attacks and most of the witches fly away. The main witch squares off with him though, and trust me when I say you haven't seen shit until you've seen an old lady with an umbrella & an eyepatch and a donkey circling each other getting ready to throw down. That's great shit.

The donkey ends up winning so the princess is safe, but she still has a frozen heart so her boyfriend might as well be dating a chick from L.A. Finally they all meet up with the Scarecrow, but the witch catches up with them and tears him to pieces with her bare hands! Then the donkey comes back, squares off with the witch again, and kicks her in the face! I seriously didn't think this movie could get any better, until the Tin Woodsman showed up and chopped the witch's head off with his axe. That's just fucking awesome.

There's tons more crazy shit but I'm not gonna ruin it for you. This movie only costs like a dollar on DVD so you should go out and buy it today. Seriously, it's the best Wizard of Oz movie ever.