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The Hitcher II: I've Been Waiting

(2003)

When you need to make a sequel to a movie that it's hard to make a sequel to (like say in the first movie all the main people died, or the universe exploded or something), the best thing to do is just make the exact same movie again, except this time have it all happen to a hot chick. That's what happens this time when the dude from Hitcher 1 and his hot girlfriend go on this road trip through the desert and end up picking up another crazy hitcher. What are the fucking odds, right? I wouldn't think the guy from Hitcher 1 would demand like this big daily salary or whatever, but I guess he must because they kill his ass off pretty quick and then it's all up to the chick to take care of business. She's got it covered though- she's so fucking badass she gets shot in both legs and is still able to run around and whup ass and even talk shit while she's doing it. Eventually the Hitcher steals a semi truck, so she steals a plane and they have a chase and finally she crashes the plane right into the truck, pulls the Hitcher out, and blows his ass to pieces. In the end they sort of forget that the chick is still gonna get blamed for all the shit the Hitcher did, and it sucks that we never get to see her tits, but other than that this movie was actually okay for a sequel nobody in the entire fucking world ever wanted.