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(2007)
Why would you make The Hitcher again? Remaking a movie that already rocks is like kissing a chick after sex. They do add a cute girlfriend to the mix and I'll admit that's always a good idea, but in the end it doesn't make things any better because we never see her naked, not even when she takes a shower! Okay, this is turning into a serious problem and we need to like address it right now: I have had it up to my sack with shower scenes where we don't see the goods. Why even have a shower scene if you're not gonna show some tits? I'm pretty sure no one working on a movie ever said "We need more 'character development', let's add a shower scene." You fucking imbeciles. Irregardless, you can buy the real Hitcher on VHS for about 50 cents so I can't think of a bigger waste of time than watching this version, except of course making it.
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YOU don't have to PUT UP with the HIP.
