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A Hole in the Head

(1998)

This tape is all about these clowns who drilled holes in their skulls because they say it makes them high! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! That's fucking ridiculous. Even if it really worked, why would you want to be high all the time? Wouldn't that kind of take the fun out of being high in the first place? Then being high would just be like being normal, so you would have to do something even nuttier to really get high, like maybe drilling a hole through your nuts or cutting your whole head off or something. Seriously, wouldn't it be easier to just smoke a joint or something? And what's with all the people who did this wanting everyone else to do it too? It's like they're applying all this "drill a hole in your head" peer pressure, except I don't think too many people would actually consider these idiots their "peers". You know what I think? I think the first guy who did this regretted being so fucking stupid, so he just bamboozled the next person into doing it too and was all like "Ha! Drilling a hole in your head doesn't make you high! I was just fucking with you!" Of course the second person already had the hole in their head and didn't want to admit what a tool they were, so they just went along with it and tricked another person, and so on.

Any way you look at it though this is pretty funny, and there's some gory brain surgeries and part of a real home movie of this one chick bleeding all over the place after she drilled open her head, so it's definitely worth watching. Plus if you ever accidentally drill a hole in your head somehow you could probably blame it on this tape and sue somebody.