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The Hollywood Knights

(1980)

This is basically a rip-off of American Graffiti, except with tits. It's your typical snobs vs. the slobs movie; the snobs are these adults who want to shut down a hamburger joint, and the slobs are some kids called the "Hollywood Knights". (I guess they're supposed to be a gang, but all they do is drive around and pull stupid pranks from like the Stone Age; they need to cap some motherfuckers and prime their rep.) It's an okay movie, but they do screw a couple of things up. Like for example: the Nanny is in it, which is fine except both of her friends show us their tits and she doesn't. Another hope dashed; sometimes I don't even know why I get up in the morning and watch these movies. Then there's the broad who's one of the main adults; I know she's supposed to be all uptight and shit, but I'm not buying it. I mean Christ, she spends the entire movie fucking, and frankly she doesn't look half bad. No dame who loves the cock that much can possibly be on the side of the snobs- she definitely belongs with the slobs, and I've got something she can slob all over right here. If the Nanny begs maybe we'll let her watch.