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Horror of the Zombies

(1974)

Hey, I know these guys! It's the Blind Dead! Where the hell did they get a boat? However they got it, when these two chicks find their way on board the Blind Dead make short work of them. Later a bunch of people come looking for the chicks: there's a blonde, a modeling agent, a thug, a meteorologist, and of course "Howard Tucker, the sporting goods magnate". With their combined skills they couldn't fight tartar much less zombies, plus they aren't exactly the brightest tools in the box, so you can pretty much guess how well it turns out for them. The best is when the meteorologist tries to explain why they can see regular boats going by but the boats can't see them:

Meteorologist: "I told you before we're in another dimension."
Howard Tucker (Sporting Goods Magnate): "That's what you think!"

Eventually they do come up with a plan though: when the Blind Dead all climb into their boxes for a nap, they just throw the boxes overboard! They think they're pretty damn clever until the survivors swim to shore and find out that the Blind Dead just walked underwater all the way to the beach to get them:

Ha ha! Nice try. Blind Dead: 1, Idiots: Nothing