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The Howling: New Moon Rising

(1994)

This biker wanders into some shithole town and gets a job at a country bar. There's a priest running around who's after a werewolf, but don't worry about him because that part's not very important in this cunt movie: the whole flick is just these people hanging out at the bar telling bad jokes, drinking, and listening to lots and lots of shitty country music. At least the biker says "Real men don't line dance" in one part, but that's the only thing of note that happens, until finally a werewolf shows up during the last two seconds. One time, I was drinking at a bar with a bunch of really boring old dudes who wouldn't shut up, and some asshole kept playing Garth Brooks on the jukebox. When it was time to go somebody opened the door and this dog ran in the bar and the bartender had to catch him and put him back outside. This movie was exactly like that night, except that night was slightly better because on the way to my car I found a dollar in the parking lot.