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How to Save a Marriage and Ruin Your Life

(1968)

This guy is suddenly happy all the time, so his wife knows he's screwing some other broad. She tells his best friend Dean Martin, so Dean decides to help out by macking on the broad (to prove she's a floozy), then dicking her over. He gets it all mixed up though (glug glug glug) and ends up with the wrong girl, and by the time he figures it out she's all obsessed with him and shit. Dean figures he might as well go ahead and sample the pudding since he's gone to all this trouble (and she is pretty fucking hot), but then she finds out the truth, gets super pissed, and starts doing all this crazy shit to fuck his life up. Like in one part, she tells him she banged his business partner or whatever, so he flips out, decks the guy, and ends up in the pokey. Then she bails him out and says she got the money by screwing a couple of his buddies, so Dean kicks the shit out of them too and they put him in the booby hatch. It's fucking hilarious. I also liked it when Dean Martin has this conversation:

Dean Martin: "Once upon a time there was a carefree, debonair bachelor who met a very beautiful girl..."
Other Guy: "Does this story have a happy ending, or do they get married?"

In the end the main chick decides that men are like unfair to their mistresses, so she tries to help all these homewreckers get benefits and shit. Seriously, what? This movie was pretty funny when she kept hanging Dean Martin out to dry, so why did they have to ruin it by having this dumb story in there? Who gives a shit if a bunch of tramps don't have any money? Here's an idea: how about dating a guy who isn't already married, or better yet, get a job, you lazy fucking bitches. Screw these freeloading whores.