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Infested

(2002)

Some idiot dies, so a bunch of his friends (including the kid from Gremlins and the Pink Power Ranger) go off to this house in the middle of nowhere to have some angst about it. Then these mutant flies show up, crawl inside people, and turn them into zombies. It's kind of like The Big Chill with killer flies and zombies, which is at least as good an idea for a movie as The Big Chill without those things. Better, probably. There's plenty of gore, one pair of tits, and for a few minutes the Pink Ranger gets blood spewed in her face like every thirty seconds, which is gross, funny, and hot all at the same time. This movie does screw a couple of things up, like using cartoon special effects to make one guy seem decapitated when it would've been easier (and looked less fake) to just pull his shirt up over his head, and not showing the Pink Ranger naked, even though she takes a shower in one part. That's complete fucking bullshit. Plus they really should've called it The Big Kill. That would've been hilarious. It makes up for those mistakes though with stuff like a guy cutting flies out of his own leg with a pocketknife. Maybe if the faggots in The Big Chill had to deal with something like that they would've stopped pissing & moaning for five seconds and learned to count their fucking blessings. I doubt it though.