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Insight of Evil

(2003)

Okay, I'm assuming these dumbasses meant "Insight Into Evil", unless they actually meant "In Sight of Evil" and it's just a typo. Either way, they're idiots. All these kids are going to this cabin for the weekend, and every one gets this title card that tells who they are (like "The Party Girl"). That's so much easier than writing and acting. Anyway, when they get there this ghost with glaucoma comes along and starts possessing and wasting everybody. That's a perfectly good idea for a movie, and I should know because I've seen at least fifty movies just like this, but these guys screwed the whole thing up: the murders are totally weak, and we only see one pair of tits and they belong to the ugliest broad in the movie. Why weren't any of the cute girls popping 'em out? It's like a movie-making rule that any time you spend money you should "put it on the screen", and it's a pretty good bet that the main brunette in this flick was hired for the huge fucking rack she's sporting, so let's have a look at those puppies. Oh, and here's a little more movie-making advice: if you're thinking of ending your movie with a music video, don't. Unless it's an all-chick band, in which case refer to my previous suggestion.