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(2005)

You know those tunnels they use to sneak drugs and wetbacks into the country? Well in this flick two dorks, the lesbo from Buffy the Vampire Slayer,* and a chick named "Karl" (I guess) go down into one to buy some pot, but instead they end up getting killed by ghosts and/or this crazy old coot with a pickaxe. I'm not exactly sure which because this movie is so incompetent that it's almost impossible to tell what's going on from one part to the next, much less figure out the big picture. Not that it's worth figuring out: it's boring as fuck, the special effects are ass (the part where the lesbo from Buffy gets chopped in half is literally the fakest special effect in the history of the universe), and everyone in it is unbelievably annoying except the Buffy chick and she has the good sense to die early on. We do see some tit at the very end, but only for a couple of seconds and frankly it's not even worth the effort, which is pretty sad because tits are almost always worth the effort.

*She's actually looking pretty fine here and I take back everything I ever said about her: I would fuck her sober, even if my eyes hadn't been gouged out.