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The Invasion

(2007)

They made the first Invasion of the Body Snatchers back in the black & white days and it was pretty good, then they made another one the 1970s with Mr. Spock and another one in the 1990s and both those versions were pretty good too. Well, it looks like their luck finally ran out, because here it is again and this time it's completely moronic. It starts with this disease guy investigating some mysterious spores from outer space. They've got the whole place quarantined and everybody involved is decked out in haz-mat suits and shit, so naturally the second someone shoves something covered with the spores in his face the first thing he does is touch it with his bare hands. Of course he gets body snatched, and then he goes through all this trouble to track down his ex and their son so he can infect them too because that's way more convenient then just body snatching the next person you see. And what the hell is with the puking? Seriously, I used to be a supervillain so I can think of hundreds of ways to spread alien spores (Number one on my list? Anal sex.), and puking in people's drinks is dumber than any of them. The only good thing about this movie is the main chick- it's the Eyes Wide Shut dame and she is looking more lickable than ever. She never actually gets naked, but she does stroll around in her underwear in one part and I don't care if she is 40 she's fucking incredible. Now there's a snatch I'd like to invade.