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I, Robot

(2004)

It's the future and robots are everywhere, which is what they've been telling us would happen since like 1950 but I don't see any yet. It's way after 2000- where the hell are all the robots they promised us? What a fucking ripoff. The future sucks. Anyway, the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is a cop who hates robots and he just happens to get the first case ever where it looks like a robot offed somebody. What are the odds, right? He starts to investigate, but every time he turns around he gets attacked by bajillions of robots so they can have an excuse to blow up as much shit as possible. All the robots manage to disappear when the other cops come around though, so everybody thinks the Fresh Prince is nuts and he gets suspended or thrown off the force or whatever and has to solve the case on his own. I'm not sure how those robots managed to grab every single piece of scrap metal from like the two thousand of their friends that got completely fucked up when they had that huge fight with the Fresh Prince in that tunnel, but I guess it's more believable than a cop who solves a case with like the full support of his superiors. In the end it turns out there's this huge robot conspiracy and tons of robots try to take over the world so there's a gigantic brawl with like mobs of people and robots, but it's pretty pussified and there's no blood at all. The one chick in the movie doesn't show off her boobs, either. If this is what they mean by "thinking man's sci-fi", they can keep it.