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It Happened at Nightmare Inn

(1970)

These two ugly broads kill every chick they think is a whore, which is pretty much all of them, but they don't show a damned thing and it's weak as fuck. The title's like total false advertising too, because nothing actually happens in this movie at all, unless you count people walking around or a couple of ugly hags complaining all the time. If I want to listen to that I'll watch old reruns of Kate & Allie, which at least had those two hot-ass daughters to look at. They were something else, weren't they? One of these days I need to post some of my Kate & Allie slash fiction. Anyway, in the end the sisters' whole scheme falls apart when they accidentally serve one of the dead chick's eyes to someone for lunch. I can't believe these dumb bitches didn't know better than to keep the dead bodies in the same room as the food. Between the murders and the health department that's probably the last we'll hear from them, which is fine by me since I've had afternoons at the DMV that were more exciting than this movie.