
Video Picks for Perverts
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(2002)
This cat just wants his figure-skater wife to sign their divorce papers, but somehow he gets caught up in this conspiracy by her entourage to kill her and replace her with three duplicates. Meanwhile, all this crazy shit is going down all over the world: people are dropping dead because they don't have enough love (gay), Africans are floating around in the air, all water like spontaneously freezes once a year, and there's a new ice age starting. In the end the duplicates all get picked off with a rifle while they're practicing (this is by far the best part- I especially liked that the killer shot one of them in the ass) and the main guy and his wife get away. Unfortunately, part of their brilliant escape plan is to wander off into the wilderness, during an ice age, in practically nothing but street clothes, so they freeze to death. I hope this movie was symbolic or something, because otherwise it was pretty retarded.
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