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The Jackhammer Massacre

(2004)

This starts out with the dangers of drugs and shit, but since one of those dangers is hot chicks laying around your pad with their tits hanging out I'm not sure I'm convinced. Anyway, this one dude becomes a total junkie and we see him puke and fuck around with this huge sore on his arm that squirts out pus and beg for a fix and all that good stuff. After a while he pisses off his dealer, so the dealer injects him with this crazy-ass drug cocktail that makes him go insane. That turns out to be a bad move, because the junkie takes a jackhammer and shoves it through the dealer's face (this part totally rocks). The jackhammer can only go as far as the extension cord, so it's a good thing this old building the junkie's hanging out in is such a happening place: like a dozen people show up and he ends up wasting most of them (he even jackhammers this one hottie right up the ass). It's pretty gory and hopefully it will open the door to more movies where people use crazy tools to kill everybody, like maybe "Table Saw Massacre" or "Immobile Drill Press Massacre".