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Jack the Ripper

(1976)

There's tons of Jack the Ripper movies and they usually suck because people forget what's important about Jack the Ripper: dead hookers. Anything else in one of these movies is just gratuitous or whatever. Well, this one is just as boring as all the rest, but at least they got the good parts right: the first hooker gets her top torn off, the second one strips and gives Jack a hummer before he ices her, and the hottest one of all gets all her clothes torn off and he cuts off one of her tits while she's still alive. He also hangs a guy who figures out he's the Ripper. This isn't like the real story, because in this one this cop's girlfriend goes undercover as a whore to find the Ripper and they actually catch him. (In the end he just gives up and doesn't fight the cops or anything! Lame.) That's okay though because this gives them a chance to show the girlfriend's tits, and they're pretty nice. There was a lot of boring shit, but we get four sets of tits, some snatch, and some gore, so at least it's better than that Jack the Ripper movie where he travels through time to fight H.G. Wells and David Hasselhoff.