Video Picks for Perverts
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(1976)
This guy can talk to sharks and feeds them the people he doesn't like, which is pretty much everybody. One day, Aquaman is gonna snap and do something like this, so if you're smart you'll stop making fun of his lame ass now. Anyway, this movie is really fucking weak- there's a little blood when the sharks attack, but I've seen better gore on PBS. There's one chick who doesn't look too shabby in this kickin' leather outfit, but she gets eaten by a shark before we get to see her naked. The best part is when the shark guy kills Odd Job and puts a hook in his mouth and drags him behind a boat. In the end when the shark guy dies, someone says "I guess he cared too much." Uh, yeah. I guess he did.
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YOU don't have to PUT UP with the HIP.
