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Jericho Mansions

(2003)

It's pretty much business as usual at this crappy apartment building (birds dying, old ladies freaking out, coffins falling down the stairs), until one night when somebody bashes this drip's head in with a hammer. There's like a few different suspects, but the good money's on the super, since he keeps blacking out and hallucinating. Most of his hallucinations are just fucking weird - talking pizza slices, a dead guy talking smack, a bunch of random cowboy shit - but others make perfect sense, like the one where he nails Jennifer Tilly. I've had that hallucination a bunch of times. Of course that's way too obvious, so in the end there's a big twist and it turns out the hag landlady did it (spoiler warning). Then she gets thrown off the roof. It's all completely pointless and weak, Jennifer Tilly doesn't get naked, and it has a bunch of parts where it tries to be all artsy and pretentious like somehow that will trick us into forgetting that it's a movie about an old lady killing a guy with a hammer and then falling off a roof. You're not fooling anyone, Jericho Mansions, you stupid piece of shit.

You know, I have yet to see a movie with a talking pizza in it that doesn't completely suck ass.