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Jolly Roger:
Massacre at Cutter's Cove

(2005)

This ghost pirate (named "Jolly" Roger- what a fag) goes around killing everybody, just like in the The Fog except with only one ghost which when you stop to think about it is pretty goddamn weak. Nobody seems too concerned when the ghost comes rolling into places (this one stripper even gives him a lap dance- I know those coke bills don't pay themselves, but that's still fucking retarded), but the local dipshit sheriff can't help but notice all the dead bodies laying around so he decides to blame everything on these two kids. The ghost finally gets caught on video though (that retarded show on the Sci-Fi Channel should be so lucky), so the sheriff and the kids track him down and when they kill him his head pops off like a champagne cork and all this steam shoots out of his neck. It's fucking ridiculous. At least there's a lot of blood, and the best-looking chick shows us her tits right off the bat. I wouldn't mind being one of the fifteen men on her dead man's chest, even though I'm not entirely sure what I mean by that.