Judgment

(2000)

It's the future and this dude has taught the world to sing in perfect harmony and have world peace, but these Christians hate it so they start a rebellion. One of the rebel chicks gets caught and put on trial, but the trial is crooked, so it's up to Mr. T and some other people to save her. Their plan is to watch TV and hope everything works out by itself, but when this doesn't pan out Mr. T decides to take action. Meanwhile, the lawyer who is on the Christian chick's side gets all born again and tries to help her by putting God on trial, or something. About a hundred people manage to sneak knives and guns into the courtroom during this movie, though, and he ends up getting shot by one. But this gives Mr. T a chance to break the chick out and they escape.

This movie was pretty weak: the rebels say that the leader of the world is Satan, but they won't kill him or any of his goons or anything. I never read the Bible, but I'm pretty sure it says in there somewhere that it's alright to pop someone if they work for the Devil. Also, everyone says it's the end of the world and shit, but isn't the end of the world supposed to be all gory and crazy with wars and killer locusts and dragons and stuff? Where the fuck was all that happening while we were watching this gay Matlock crap?

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