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Karate Cop

(1973)

This cop is just driving along minding his own business when a bunch of guys grab him, throw him in the back of a U-Haul, drive to the beach, and start kicking the shit out of him. His partner comes to the rescue, but he accidentally kills one of the guys so he gets kicked off the force and his punishment is having to work in a restaurant where people are always throwing drinks on the waiters and burning their hands with cigars for no reason. Later on the first cop is walking home drunk when he sees these cats doing some crimes. He tries to stop them with karate but they just shoot his ass and that's the end of him. His ex-partner the waiter pours some Coors on his grave (Coors??? He should've just pissed on it.) and vows revenge. First he talks to the cute daughter who lives where they found the body (he lies to her about his drinking, too, fucking alky), then he solves the crime by breaking into random peoples' houses and beating the crap out of them until he finds the guy who did it. It turns out there's this big conspiracy though, so he ends up having to use karate on more and more people until there's no one left to beat up. It's a pretty dumb movie. They could've at least shown the daughter naked.